Art Trade KatsukoNarumari4

Oh My Goddess, I'M THE WORST KIND OF PERSON.
It took me forever to finish this, I promised to work on Part 3 of TPOW, and I got lazy and DIDN'T EVEN FULLY COLOR IT.
And I did it in crayon because I didn't feel like pulling out my colored pencils.
FUCK I SUCK
Oh wow, that rhymed~! Lawl~ *dodges cannonballs* OK, NOW IT'S JUST GETTING A LITTLE TOO PIRATEY AND OUT OF HAND, GUYS!!!
Anywhodellywho
I may have to push off working on TPOW anyway because I have yet to start chapter 2 of TAOAL, Part 3 of Poker Night, and I have Summer reading to get done before August 20th.
AUGUST. FUCKING. 20TH.
I have to read and annotate The Road and How To Read Literature Like A Professor.
Fuck my life.
Actually, I'm really looking forward to reading The Road, since its all post-apocalyptic and stuff, and I love hearing, seeing,and just generally imagining what life might be like after...well...us.
It's How to Read Literature like a Professor that's gonna throw me off. I mean, how the fuck do you annotate a book ABOUT FUCKING ANNOTATING?!
UGH
Anyway~
So that was my rant and all that junk...I didn't tell you shit about this picture, did I?
Basically, Katsu-chan and I decided to do an art trade out of sheer boredom (yet again), and I boldly accepted~! She wrote me this fucking "KILLER" (winkwinknudgenudgeisshot) lemon, Drunken Love, and asked me to draw her two favorite characters fighting over her.
So I ended up drawing Crocodile holding her OC (Shelby), and threatening to slice off Doflamingo's..."head" if he didn't leave her alone.
Also, ignore Doflamingo's shoes. IGNORE HIS VERY WRONG SHOES! This whole thing was a bitch to color in crayon. Lesson? Don't color in crayon.
...Super ridiculous side note: When I was inking this, mom came up behind me and saw it and said, "It looks like she was giving that guy with the hook thingy a blowjob, and the other guy walked in and was all 'hey hey! I wanna get me summa dat!' and the hook guy was all pissed about it."
I sighed and asked her why she thought that.
She said her mouth looks like it's full of the jizz she finished sucking outta that-
And I stopped her there by doing the mature thing and plugging my poor virgin ears whilst yelling LALALALALALALA at the top of my poor virgin lungs.
VOILA!
I think she'll like it
Ok, I'll stop badgering you guys now, go ahead and comment, if ya like.